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BAT BOY: GOING MUTANT
Bat Boy: Going Mutant! Hollywood’s favorite book about it’s hottest new star!
ED ANGER ON OBAMA
Ed Anger officially endorses Mitt Romney for President!
ROMNESIA SPREADING!
President Obama announced to the nation that a deadly disease, Romnesia, is spreading across America!
OBAMA TO USE TELEPROMPTER IN NEXT DEBATE
President Obama announced that he will be using his teleprompter and the next town-hall style Presidential debate.
BIG BIRD PUNCHES OUT MITT ROMNEY!
At a campaign stop in New York, Big Bird, with the help of some Muppets attacked Mitt Romney.
JOSEPH PLUMMER IS JOE PLUMBER
PASS CHRISTIAN, MS – In last night’s debate, both presidential nominees Barack Obama and John McCain repeated a story about a “Joe Plumber”. Weekly World News researchers scoured the nation for this elusive American.
FEDS BUST ALIEN COCK FIGHTING RING
LOS LUNAS, NM – Federal Agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives in cooperation with the FBI raided an underground warehouse used to stage alien cock fighting.
MCCAIN-BORG UPGRADES FOR DEBATE
DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems. Sources say he hopes to appear more passably human before the final debate.
KEATING FIVE REUNITE FOR BASKETBALL GAME
WASHINGTON, DC – Senator John McCain took a few hours out of his busy campaign schedule to attend the annual basketball game that reunites “The Keating Five.”
MCCAIN USES ALIENS TO GET TOWN HALL QUESTIONS
NASHVILLE, TN – Obama for America campaign manager, David Plouffe, has accused Republican Presidential candidate Senator John McCain of using alien technology to acquire the questions of last night’s debate in advance.
