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Bat Boy: Going Mutant! Hollywood’s favorite book about it’s hottest new star!
Ed Anger officially endorses Mitt Romney for President!
President Obama announced to the nation that a deadly disease, Romnesia, is spreading across America!
President Obama announced that he will be using his teleprompter and the next town-hall style Presidential debate.
At a campaign stop in New York, Big Bird, with the help of some Muppets attacked Mitt Romney.
PASS CHRISTIAN, MS – In last night’s debate, both presidential nominees Barack Obama and John McCain repeated a story about a “Joe Plumber”. Weekly World News researchers scoured the nation for this elusive American.
LOS LUNAS, NM – Federal Agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives in cooperation with the FBI raided an underground warehouse used to stage alien cock fighting.
DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems. Sources say he hopes to appear more passably human before the final debate.
WASHINGTON, DC – Senator John McCain took a few hours out of his busy campaign schedule to attend the annual basketball game that reunites “The Keating Five.”
NASHVILLE, TN – Obama for America campaign manager, David Plouffe, has accused Republican Presidential candidate Senator John McCain of using alien technology to acquire the questions of last night’s debate in advance.