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OBAMA MAKES APRIL 1st “OPEN BORDERS DAY”
President Obama announced that for today only – the borders to the U.S. will be open. All are welcome!
POPE RESIGNS ON OBAMA’S ORDERS
Pope Benedict XVI announced he would resign Feb. 28. President Obama has ordered him to do so.
CHICAGO TO BE RENAMED “OBAMA CITY”
The Mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, reportedly announced that the city will be renamed. It will now be – Obama City!
WHITE HOUSE TO ARREST PHOTOSHOPPERS
The White House has begun arresting photoshoppers who tampered with the President’s gun picture.
MITT ROMNEY HIRED AS PRESIDENT OF DISNEYLAND
Mitt Romney has moved on from the election and has taken the job as President of Disneyland.
OBAMA TO USE TELEPROMPTER IN NEXT DEBATE
President Obama announced that he will be using his teleprompter and the next town-hall style Presidential debate.
OBAMA: COLLEGE WILL BE FREE FOR EVERYONE
In a campaign speech, President Obama promised that in his second term the government begin paying for college – for everyone.
MITT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT – OF FACEBOOK
Mitt Romney looked at the compensation package for U.S. President and decided it would be better to pursue a better job: President of Facebook.
JUSTICE ROBERTS GOES INCOGNITO AFTER HEALTH CARE RULING
After controversial ruling, Chief Justice goes into hiding.
BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN
WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.
