BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN
WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.
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ELDERLY CITIZENS TARGETED IN NEW ALCOHOL LAW
Older U.S. beer enthusiasts may soon find themselves in handcuffs.
GOP TAPS ‘CHILD PRODIGY’ STRATEGIST FOR ELECTION
According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.
SARAH PALIN ANNOUNCES SHE’S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!
EXCLUSIVE – Sarah Palin told WWN’s Frank Lake that she is running for President in 2012!
JON STEWART TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
WASHINGTON – Jon Stewart announced this morning that he will run for president in 2012.
SEAN PENN SKEPTICAL OF WYCLEF’S PRESIDENCY BID
HAITI – Wyclef is running for the presidency of Haiti, but one actor is skeptical of that decision!
ED ANGER SAYS OBAMA = O-BOW-MA!
I’m madder than a spitting camel at our new Communist-in-Chief!
GATES PULLS PLUG ON DEFENSE SPENDING
WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month.
ED ANGER SAYS: LEAVE OUR NUKES ALONE!
That Obama really smashes my atoms!
McKAINYE CLOTHING LINE
CHICAGO, IL – Shocking both the hip-hop and the political worlds, Kanye West and John McCain announced that they have developed a joint clothing line.
