Tag Archive | "president"

SARAH PALIN ANNOUNCES SHE’S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!

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EXCLUSIVE – Sarah Palin told WWN’s Frank Lake that she is running for President in 2012!

JON STEWART TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT

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WASHINGTON – Jon Stewart announced this morning that he will run for president in 2012.

SEAN PENN SKEPTICAL OF WYCLEF’S PRESIDENCY BID

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HAITI – Wyclef is running for the presidency of Haiti, but one actor is skeptical of that decision!

ED ANGER SAYS OBAMA = O-BOW-MA!

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I’m madder than a spitting camel at our new Communist-in-Chief!

GATES PULLS PLUG ON DEFENSE SPENDING

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WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month.

ED ANGER SAYS: LEAVE OUR NUKES ALONE!

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That Obama really smashes my atoms!

McKAINYE CLOTHING LINE

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CHICAGO, IL – Shocking both the hip-hop and the political worlds, Kanye West and John McCain announced that they have developed a joint clothing line.

OBAMA NUDE

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CAMBRIDGE, MA – The shocking photo obtained by Weekly World News reporter Hideaki Tailor reveals that Obama revealed himself during his time at Harvard Law School.

In order to pay his way though Harvard Law, Barack Obama posed nude for several sessions of a figural drawing class.

Undead Demand Health Insurance

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The nation’s undead community is demanding the right to health insurance—and it is a battle it can win