Republicans leaders in Washington don’t care if their blood type matches Ronald Reagan’s, they want some of his blood in their bodies!  And they are paying a hefty price to get some of the Reagan blood.

An auction for vials  containing President Reagan’s blood has been more successful than organizers could ever have imagined, according to sources who know officials at his presidential foundation.

The vials were originally planned to  be donated to the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library, but leaders such as John Boehner, Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell, Eric Cantor and a host of other Republicans and talk show hosts (Sean Hannity, Mark Levin) wanted the blood themselves and have scooped up all the vials – for a hefty price.

The consignor, who bought the vial at another auction back in February for $3,550, agreed to call off the auction and donate the vial instead. The donor wishes to remain anonymous, the Reagan Foundation said.

Republicans hope that by having Reagan’s blood in them, they will be even closer to the 40th President and can tell constituents that they have “Reagan in my blood.”

Here’s three happy Reagan blood receipients:

Conservatives around the country have been calling non-stop to get their hands on some of the Reagan blood, believing that if they can get even one drop in their body, then they can become as great a leader as Reagan, whom they consider to be the greatest President that ever lived – anywhere.

So, hurry!  Get some of Reagan blood, before there’s not a drop of it left in this country!

I’m madder than Ted Kennedy at a cash bar! Today’s May 1, the big commie holiday. Yeah, there are still some commies around – old Ed didn’t kill ‘em ALL off in Korea, though I tried my damndest! Got a few of ‘em right between the eyes up on Pork Chop Hill.

Those days are gone. We thought we’d beat the commies, thanks to Reagan the Great – but now there’s a commie in Reagan’s old job! Old Lady Thatcher said Reagan won the Cold War without firing a shot, but Obama won the White House without firing Hillary Clinton.

No, it didn’t take much to fool my fellow Americans. Our government owns the banks and the car companies, posters of Obama are all over the place – America’s turning into North Korea with 7-Elevens.

No wonder Joe McCarthy drank himself to death. Saving your fellow Americans from commies within is a thankless job. Now our colleges are full of them, plus Hollywood, and now Washington: rich people who want everybody to be poor!

And our kids wear t-shirts of that commie Cheeto Guava guy, who killed more people than Charles Manson. Stupid brats don’t realize their hero would strangle them with their own earphone cords for listening to rock & roll.

Their heroes are guys like that Jon Stewart, who just called Harry Truman a “war criminal” on his TV show! Son, that “war criminal” is one the reasons you’re a millionaire today and not a lampshade on Hirohito’s nightstand.

Soon we’re gonna wake up and find they’ve stuck a black beret on the Lincoln Memorial, and carved Castro’s face into Mount Rushmore. For the Communist-in-Chief, every day is May Day in America! We’re doomed!