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OBAMA’S TELEPROMPTER STOLEN!

By Frank Lake on October 18, 2011

HENRICO, VA – A truck carrying President Obama’s teleprompter and audio equipment was stolen days before his visit to a local kindergarten.

By Frank Lake on October 10, 2011

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama joined protesters outside the White House – protesting the man inside the White House.

By Frank Lake on October 10, 2011

CAMBRIDGE, U.K. – New research done by the University of Cambridge proves conclusively that Christopher Columbus was black.

By Frank Lake on October 2, 2011

BEIJING – Obama Fried Chicken is the hottest new franchise in China.

By Frank Lake on September 27, 2011

DENVER – President Obama plans to build an Intercontinental Railroad between New York and Paris.

By Frank Lake on September 3, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

By Frank Lake on August 21, 2011

TRIPOLI – Colonel Gaddafi released a new message to the world today.

By Frank Lake on July 13, 2011

LONDON – Investigators revealed that Rupert Murdoch’s News of The World has been hacking Obama’s blackberry.

By Frank Lake on July 12, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama called a “Peas Summit” to reignite the debt ceiling talks.

By Frank Lake on July 12, 2011

SAN DIEGO – 13 Southern California counties have voted to secede from California and form a new state.