Tag Archives: president obama
OBAMA TO HOST WOODSTOCK 2013!
President Obama is planning a massive outdoor concert this summer in upstage New York.
PRESIDENT OBAMA GETS A TATTOO
President Obama got a tattoo this week. His tattoo is a picture of his own face.
OBAMA CREATES NATIONAL RELIGION
President Obama, by Executive Order, has established a national religion.
POPE RESIGNS ON OBAMA’S ORDERS
Pope Benedict XVI announced he would resign Feb. 28. President Obama has ordered him to do so.
OBAMA LIP-SYNCED INAUGURAL ADDRESS
WWN has learned that President Obama lip-synced his inaugural address.
OBAMA GETS BEST ACTOR NOD
President Obama has been nominated for an Oscar for his performance as President. He wanted to be nominated in same year as Lincoln.
OBAMA HEADS TO DOOMSDAY BUNKER
With December 21 – ‘the end of the world’ – looming – President Obama headed with his family and friends to his $50 million U.S. bunker.
BAT BOY: GOING MUTANT
Bat Boy: Going Mutant! Hollywood’s favorite book about it’s hottest new star!
OBAMA NAMES ROMNEY SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
President Obama made good on his promise to reach across the aisle and appointed Mitt Romney as the new Secretary of Treasury.
JAY-Z NAMED SECRETARY OF STATE
President Obama named Jay-Z his new Secretary of State. He will replace Hillary Clinton in January of 2013.










