WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one.

Did President Obama fake his birth certificate? There are facts about his birth certificate circulating on the internet that may prove it was.

WASHINGTON – There are Beltway rumors that President Obama is losing his hearing from a rare auditory disease.

WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the midterm elections, due to the jobs crisis.

HENRICO, VA – A truck carrying President Obama’s teleprompter and audio equipment was stolen days before his visit to a local kindergarten.

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama joined protesters outside the White House – protesting the man inside the White House.

CAMBRIDGE, U.K. – New research done by the University of Cambridge proves conclusively that Christopher Columbus was black.

BEIJING – Obama Fried Chicken is the hottest new franchise in China.

DENVER – President Obama plans to build an Intercontinental Railroad between New York and Paris.

OMAHA, NE – On the eve of President Obama’s “Buffett Tax” – sources say the Oracle of Omaha was arrested for dodging taxes!