Tag Archives: president elect

UPDATE: OBATMA CELEBRATES!

By Gerry Dorsey on November 21, 2008

Obatma rejoices over Clinton’s nomination for Secretary of State position: the Bureau of Mutant Affairs is his!

By Samuel T. Westbrook on November 17, 2008

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Obama’s Transition team announced today that the First Family to be has made a very important decision.

By Samuel T. Westbrook on November 12, 2008

STAMFORD, CT – In the midst of helping John McCain grieve, PhD Ape took a red-eye flight Monday night to be with Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.

By Hideaki Tailor on November 7, 2008

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama will soon be appointing members to his cabinet, and insiders are predicting one surprising addition.

By Erik Van Datiken on November 6, 2008

NEW YORK, NY – Alien and human labor activists are protesting outsourcing to a planet with a forty hour day.