Obatma rejoices over Clinton’s nomination for Secretary of State position: the Bureau of Mutant Affairs is his!
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CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Obama’s Transition team announced today that the First Family to be has made a very important decision.
STAMFORD, CT – In the midst of helping John McCain grieve, PhD Ape took a red-eye flight Monday night to be with Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama will soon be appointing members to his cabinet, and insiders are predicting one surprising addition.
NEW YORK, NY – Alien and human labor activists are protesting outsourcing to a planet with a forty hour day.