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OBAMA ADDS HIMSELF TO MOUNT RUSHMORE
At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued…
JOE BIDEN CONCEDES ELECTION
Late last night, after winning the election, Joe Biden conceded to Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan.
ROMNESIA SPREADING!
President Obama announced to the nation that a deadly disease, Romnesia, is spreading across America!
OBAMA REPLACES BIDEN WITH HILLARY
WASHINGTON – Sources say President Obama is making Hillary Clinton his Vice President and Joe Biden will be the new Secretary of State.
CHARLIE SHEEN JUMPS FENCE AT WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON – After a man was detained by the Secret Service for jumping a fence at the White House – Charlie Sheen jumped over, too.
NANCY PELOSI: THE WORLD ENDS ON AUG. 2nd
WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation: the world will end on August 2nd!
OBAMA SELLS NASA TO RUSSIA
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – After the Space Shuttle Atlantis blasted off for the last time, President Obama sold NASA – and all its parts – to Russia.
OBAMA DUMPS BIDEN, PICKS CUOMO
WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed rumors that President Obama is replacing Joe Biden with Andrew Cuomo.
HARRY POTTER LINKED TO BIN LADEN!
LOS ANGELES – Harry Potter and Osama Bin Laden have an eerie link.
REPUBLICANS CONCEDE 2012 ELECTION!
WASHINGTON – The Republican National Committee and GOP leaders have conceded the 2012 election to President Barack Obama!
