OBAMA ADDS HIMSELF TO MOUNT RUSHMORE

At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has …

READ MOREOBAMA ADDS HIMSELF TO MOUNT RUSHMORE

OBAMA REPLACES BIDEN WITH HILLARY

WASHINGTON – Sources say President Obama is making Hillary Clinton his Vice President and Joe Biden will now be Secretary of State.

READ MOREOBAMA REPLACES BIDEN WITH HILLARY

CHARLIE SHEEN JUMPS FENCE AT WHITE HOUSE

WASHINGTON –  After a man was detained by the Secret Service for jumping a fence at the White House – Charlie Sheen jumped over, too.

READ MORECHARLIE SHEEN JUMPS FENCE AT WHITE HOUSE

NANCY PELOSI: THE WORLD ENDS ON AUG. 2nd

WASHINGTON, DC –  Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation:  the world will end on August 2nd!

READ MORENANCY PELOSI: THE WORLD ENDS ON AUG. 2nd