The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals. I have failed you. And I’m a big enough god to admit it.

The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.
It is obvious that they intend to seek an audience with I, Poseidon, the immortal deity of the deep.

The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! The hour of gloom has arrived!

The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! The American President has declared energy reform to be nonnegotiable. And yet I, the great god of the sea, languish in the heavens, waiting for the prayer phone to ring.

The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! I, the great and terrible Poseidon, can supply you with boundless alternative energy.

The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Blue war shall be waged on Greenpeace! For I am Poseidon, the great azure god, and my appeal is far greater than They of the Many Beards and Ponytails!

The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Australia, the Great Desert, burns!

DAYTONA, FL – NASCAR’s most iconic race ended with a rain-out yesterday afternoon, despite pit crews making multiple sacrifices to the rain gods.