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POSEIDON: I DID NOT SEE THE PIRATES FOR THE HIGH SEAS
The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals. I have failed you. And I’m a big enough god to admit it.
POSEIDON: THE EARTH HOUR HAS STRUCK
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! The hour of gloom has arrived!
POSEIDON: MY FAME IS NOT NEGOTIABLE
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! The American President has declared energy reform to be nonnegotiable. And yet I, the great god of the sea, languish in the heavens, waiting for the prayer phone to ring.
POSEIDON: I AM ALTERNATIVE ENERGY
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! I, the great and terrible Poseidon, can supply you with boundless alternative energy.
