Two porn stars plan a pole dancing battle to be mayor of Italian town Taranto.

DALLAS – All the major airlines announced today that they will start offering in-flight porn – as a way to increase revenue.

LOS ANGELES — An adult entertainment studio is building an underground bunker in anticipation of the alien attack in November.

PETA, the animal rights group, will be producing XXX porn videos – so they can reach more people.

QANTAS – In order to boost sales, Australian airline Qantas is promising female orgasms.

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama has given Bill Clinton a gift – Osama Bin Laden’s porn collection!

LONDON – Royal insiders have confirmed that Pippa Middleton has just filmed a porn film!

HONG KONG – The world’s first 3D porn film opened in Hong Kong lat night.

WASHINGTON – A phenomenon known as natural decrease is becoming a pseudo pandemic within the U.S.

MIAMI FL – Everyone in Miami is in on the porn game and wants to be a star.