GOD CREATED THE BIG BANG
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced today that God created the Big Bang.
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JERSEY SHORE SECOND SEASON
SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Jersey Shore is being brought back for a second season. The Pope declares Snooki Polizzi the Patron Saint of the Jersey Shoreline.
NIKE SIGNS GOD AS SPOKESMAN
LOS ANGELES, CA – Spokespeople for Nike Corporation announced yesterday the signing of God as the centerpiece of the ‘Thou Shalt Just Do It’ campaign.
POPE EXORCISES PELOSI
VATICAN CITY – What was to be a diplomatic mission became a controversial event when Pope Benedict XVI performed an impromptu exorcism on Nancy Pelosi!
MADONNA NATIVITY SHOCKER
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Middle aged pop singer Madonna is at the center of controversy again for being seen with a Brazilian model names Jesus.
Pope OKs Alien Priest
Pope Benedict XVI has named an alien to minister a parish in the southwestern United States
Monkey-Angelo Artistic Genius Uncovered
“His Holiness bet that he could teach a monkey to create works of art more quickly than Michelangelo.”
