Posted on 06 January 2011
Tags: 13.7 billion years ago, bible, Big bang, big bang theory, CERN, cosmos, creation of the universe, Epiphany, genesis, god, pope, scientific text, st. peters basilica, vatican city
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced today that God created the Big Bang.
Posted on 02 February 2010
Tags: Bishop Arlino Guthrizzi, catholic church, jersey shore, Nicole Polizzi, pope, saints, seaside, seaside heights, Snookie
SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Jersey Shore is being brought back for a second season. The Pope declares Snooki Polizzi the Patron Saint of the Jersey Shoreline.
Posted on 24 February 2009
Tags: catholic church, charlton heston, four horsemen, god, god endorsement, just do it, mcdonald's, monsanto, moses, nike, nike amen, pope, starbucks, ten commandments, thou shalt just do it, vatican
LOS ANGELES, CA – Spokespeople for Nike Corporation announced yesterday the signing of God as the centerpiece of the ‘Thou Shalt Just Do It’ campaign.
Posted on 19 February 2009
Tags: adoption, bobby jindal, bobby jindal exorcism, catholicism, doctor-assisted suicide, jeffrey toobin, jindal exorcism, marriage equality, nancy pelosi, pelosi, Pelosi Abortion, pelosi pope, Pelosi Pope Abortion, pop, pope, Pope Abortion, Pope And Pelosi, Pope Benedict, Pope Benedict XVI, Pope Benedict's Remarks To Pelosi, pope pelosi, Pope Tells Pelosi To Reject Abortion, Pope To Pelosi, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, speaker of the house pelosi, speaker pelosi, stem cell research, The Vatican, Vatican Abortion, vatican city
VATICAN CITY – What was to be a diplomatic mission became a controversial event when Pope Benedict XVI performed an impromptu exorcism on Nancy Pelosi!
Posted on 23 December 2008
Tags: alex rodriguez, ave maria, brazil, brazil jesus, brigham young, buddha, Catedral Metropolitana, christmas eve, confucius, gilgamesh, glasgow, great wall of china, hunky jesus, interfaith nativity scene, islam\'s dome of the rock, jesus luzb, jesus model, julie taymor, kabbalah water, like a virgin, london, lord xenu, luke skywalker, madonna, madonna brazil, madonna jesus, madonna jesus luzb, madonna nativity scene, mary joseph, mount rushmore, nativity scene, peta, pope, rio de janeiro, sexy jesus, vienna boys choir, vishnu
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Middle aged pop singer Madonna is at the center of controversy again for being seen with a Brazilian model names Jesus.
Posted on 17 September 2008
Tags: alien, alien priest, ALIENS, area 51, bible, catholic, church, extraterrestrial, jesus christ, military, ministry, moses, pope, Pope Benedict XVI, protestant, red sea, space alien, vatican
Pope Benedict XVI has named an alien to minister a parish in the southwestern United States
Posted on 05 September 2008
Tags: history, international, italy, michelangelo, monkey, monkeys, moses, pope, rome, sculpture, statues, vatican
“His Holiness bet that he could teach a monkey to create works of art more quickly than Michelangelo.”