Tag Archives: Politics
BIDEN RUNS FIGHT CLUB IN WHITE HOUSE BASEMENT
Vice president caught making flyers on shared copier.
SHOCK JOCKS TO HOST NEW CNN SHOW
Opie and Anthony headed for hard-news broadcasts.
DOG MAYOR FACES POUND FOR CORRUPTION CHARGES
Feds have been tailing the official for months.
BIDEN PUTS WHITE HOUSE ON LOCKDOWN TO FIND CAR KEYS
Vice-president says he “knows they’re around here somewhere.
SENATOR TRIES TO SWEEP ELECTION WITH PRO-VACUUM STANCE
W.Va.’s Senator Joe Manchin doubles down on love for the cleaning machines ahead of the election.
U.S. LEASES CAPITOL DOME AS SIMPSONS BILLBOARD
Obama administration continues to cut corners.
JUSTICE ROBERTS GOES INCOGNITO AFTER HEALTH CARE RULING
After controversial ruling, Chief Justice goes into hiding.
BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN
WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.
NEWT GINGRICH FALLS INTO WORMHOLE
ALABAMA – At a campaign stop in Selma, Newt Gingrich took the stage… then disappeared!
GOP TAPS ‘CHILD PRODIGY’ STRATEGIST FOR ELECTION
According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.










