Tag Archives: police
CHRIS BROWN VS. THE WORLD
Singer goes on rampage against humankind.
DONALD TRUMP BUYS SCRANTON
Donald Trump has solved Scranton’s financial woes… He bought the entire town!
POLICE CAPTURE STUFFED TIGER
SOUTHAMPTON, U.K. – An elite squad of U.K. officers successfully captured a stuffed tiger.
CANNIBAL TURNED IN BY DINNER GUEST
SWITZERLAND – A cannibal has been arrested after his “dinner guest” changed his mind and called the cops.
STOLEN BEES
LONDON – Thousands of bees that were part of a million dollar research project have been stolen!
WATER-POWERED JETPACK IS HERE!
TORONTO – The water-powered jetpack is ready for lift-off and now available for consumers!
CELL PHONE GUN
NAPLES – Cell phone guns are being used by the Mafia, and criminals, all around the world.
MANIGATOR UPSETS MCCAIN RALLY
KEY LARGO, FL – Manigator flees arrest at a McCain rally where he bit a man he claimed was “Un-American.”








