SOUTHAMPTON, U.K. – An elite squad of U.K. officers successfully captured a stuffed tiger.

SWITZERLAND – A cannibal has been arrested after his “dinner guest” changed his mind and called the cops.

LONDON – Thousands of bees that were part of a million dollar research project have been stolen!

TORONTO – The water-powered jetpack is ready for lift-off and now available for consumers!

NAPLES – Cell phone guns are being used by the Mafia, and criminals, all around the world.

KEY LARGO, FL – Manigator flees arrest at a McCain rally where he bit a man he claimed was “Un-American.”