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KNUT DEAD
GERMANY – Knut the cute polar bear – is dead. Killed by aliens.
POLAR BEAR CLUB HITS THE EAST RIVER
NEW YORK – The Queens Polar Bear Club hit the East River this morning for its annual New Year’s Day ritual.
ICE QUEEN CINDY MCCAIN
SVALBARD, NORWAY – Reports have emerged claiming that Cindy McCain, wife of Republican Presidential nominee John McCain, will return to her ice kingdom following the November elections should her husband not be victorious.
