Posted on 20 March 2011
Tags: alien, ALIENS, Berman, German, germany, Knut, Knut dead, polar bear
GERMANY – Knut the cute polar bear – is dead. Killed by aliens.
Posted on 01 January 2011
Tags: cold, coney island, crazy, freezing, jump in water, Long Island City, lunatics, NYFD, nypd, polar bear, Polar Bear Club, Queens, Queens Polar Bear Club, swim, The East River, The Polar Bear Club
NEW YORK – The Queens Polar Bear Club hit the East River this morning for its annual New Year’s Day ritual.
Posted on 27 October 2008
Tags: arizona, cindy mccain, cindymccain, heiress, ice kingdom, ice queen, ice witch, john mccain, johnmccain, mccain, norway, polar bear, presidential election, queen, sasquatches, svalbard, united nations, washington d.c., wolves, worgs
SVALBARD, NORWAY – Reports have emerged claiming that Cindy McCain, wife of Republican Presidential nominee John McCain, will return to her ice kingdom following the November elections should her husband not be victorious.