LOS ANGELES – Miley Cyrus, who turned 19 on November 23rd, 2011, has done photo spread for Playboy!

Ever since Miley Cyrus turned 16, Hugh Hefner has been trying to sign her up to pose naked in Playboy after her 18th birthday.  Finally, with the approval of Miley Cyrus’ parents (Billy Ray and Tish), it’s a done deal – according to reports out of Arizona.

The photos were taken the day after her 18th birthday by Playboy’s top photographers, including Vlad Comito. The concept was approved by Hef himself, who says that Miley’s photo spread, will become a worldwide sensation.

The 84-year-old Playboy tycoon always thought the ‘Hannah Montana’ star – who caused controversy in 2008 by posing in just a blanket in Vanity Fair magazine for photographer Annie Leibovitz – would be a hit with readers of the adult magazine after she turns 18.

Hefner  said,  “We are excited to have her appear in the magazine. She’s a very pretty lady.”

Hefner, who thinks he still has three live-in girlfriends (even though they all moved out a year ago), also insists he can’t understand why some people are upset about Miley appearing in the magazine.  “Every woman wants to appear in Playboy,”  said Playboy CEO Sandra Piccoli.  “There’s a lot of  boys that grew up with her, and she is their fantasy girl.  And there are a lot of other men who buy our magazine because they love to see beautiful women.  Miley turned 18, so she is a legal adult and and officially  a woman.”

Playboy feels that the issue will be a smash success.  “If Miley wants to pose naked, as an adult, she has the right to do so,” said Piccoli.

Hefner is not surprised that some Americans object to Miley being in the magazine:  “I think it’s a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.”  Many parents have complained recently about Miley’s new videos which seem racy.  There’s going to be even more complaints when they see her Playboy photo-spread.  Miley has agreed to pose completely naked.

Recently, Miley, has been accused of being too “slutty” – an artistic choice she made for her latest video.  Some may think that the Playboy photos may be a step too far for the young star, but she  will join a long line of celebrities to appear in the magazine:  Denise Richards, Drew Barrymore and Pamela Anderson have previously bared all for the publication.

There’s also concern because Miley is in talks to join the wild indie band, Moses Blue, on the road next summer.

Hugh founded Playboy in 1953, almost 40 years before Miley was born.  Insiders say the elderly Hef is losing some of his mental faculties because he’s started wearing suits, and shoes.  No more bathrobes and slippers.

WWN can confirm that the rumors about Billy Ray, playing a tuba, appearing in the background of some of Miley’s  Playboy photos are completely false, though they may be true.

WWN can also confirm that Billy Ray asked Hef if Playboy would dedicate an entire Playboy issue to him.  “I’ve always wanted to appear naked in Playboy.  I know it’s for guys, but I’m so damn good-looking, I deserve a spread and everyone deserves to be able to look at me naked!”

The Miley Playboy issue should be on newsstands starting one year after her 19th birthday:   it was supposed to come out 11.28.11, but has been postponed by Hef, due to pressure from Miley’s handlers.

Miley is a big girl now, she Can’t Be Tamed:

LOS ANGELES –  Dakota Fanning, who turns 18 on February 23rd, 2012, has reportedly done a photo spread for Playboy!

Ever since Dakota Fanning turned 16, and starred in Runaways,Hugh Hefner has been trying to sign her up to pose naked in Playboy after her 18th birthday.  Finally, with the approval of Dakota’s agents and Hollywood handlers, it’s a done deal – according to sources in Georgia.

The photos will be taken the day after her 18th birthday by Playboy’s top photographers, including Vlad Comito. The concept was approved by Hef himself, who says that Dakota’s photo spread,  was tasteful and will be appreciated by her fans of all ages.

The 85-year-old Playboy tycoon always thought the ‘I Am Sam’ star – who is even causing controversy with her Cosmo photo spread i – would be a hit with readers of the adult magazine after she turns 18.

Hannah Dakota Fanning was born on the 23rd of February 1994, in Conyers, Georgia, USA. Before her debut into the cinematic world, Dakota did her own acting around her house. She was very active for her age, and often put a blanket under her shirt and pretended to be having a baby, using her younger sister, Elle Fanning, who is also an actress now, as the baby. Dakota went to a playhouse near her home, where the children that attended put on a play every week to show to their parents. But the people running the playhouse noticed that Dakota stood out, and advised her parents, Joy and Steven Fanning, to take her to an agency.

Dakota has appeared in a number of films including:  I Am Sam, Taken, Sweet Home Alabama, Twilight, The Secret Lives of Bees.

Dakota and Kristen Stewart heated up the screen in The Runaways in 2010.  In film, Dakota played the lead singer, Cherie Currie.   Dakota snorts cocaine, has lesbian scenes, and generally was NOT the little girl fans had known her to be.

And now… it’s time for her Playboy moment.

Hefner told WWN,  “We are excited to have her appear in the magazine.  She’s a very pretty lady now.”

Hefner, who is having trouble remembering who he is lately,  an’t understand why some people are upset about Dakota appearing in the magazine.  “Every woman wants to appear in Playboy,”  said Playboy CEO Sandra Piccoli.  “To a lot of boys who grew up with Dakota, she was their fantasy girl.  And now, they get more to add to their fantasies.”

Playboy feels that the issue will be a smash success.  “If Dakota wants to pose naked, as an adult, she has the right to do so,” said Piccoli.

Hefner is not surprised that some Americans object to Dakota being in the magazine:  “I think it’s a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.”  Many parents have complained recently about Miley’s new videos which seem racy.  There’s going to be even more complaints when they see her Playboy photo-spread.  Miley has agreed to pose completely naked.

Hugh founded Playboy in 1953.  Insiders say the elderly Hef is losing some of his mental faculties because he’s started wearing suits, and shoes.

WWN can confirm that the rumors about there are men dressed as werewolves in the Dakota pictures for Playboy.   Rumors are that Sean Penn also appears in the background of the photos.  He’s dressed as Hugo Chavez.

Here’s Dakota in Runaways:

HOLLYWOOD – Lindsay Lohan posed for her photo spread in Playboy and reportedly was paid $2.5 million.

Sources tell WWN that Lohan needs the cash.  Her legal costs and her lack of acting gigs have brought her to the brink of bankruptcy.

Hugh Hefner has come in to same Lindsay’s financial life.  He has paid her to pose for a ten page spread in his magazine.  The photo shoot took place right before Lindsay appeared in court on her probation hearing.

s loves posting semi-nude pictures of herself on Twitter:

Playboy photographer, Fritz Barnkopf, said that Lindsay was an excellent model.  ”All her pictures are completely nude and I think Playboy readers will be very pleased at the way she opened herself up for the camera.”

Lindsay was recently sentenced to the morgue in L.A. County, and she wanted to have some nude shots taken in the morgue but L.A. County officials would not allow Playboy to take pictures in the morgue.

Playboy executives said that Lindsay was very professional on the set of the photo shoot.  ”She showed up on time, had no problem taking off her clothes and pretending that she was making love to the camera.”

Lohan has tried to pose naked in mainstream publications, but now she can really “let loose” according to sources close to Lilo.

Rumors that Lindsay is seen in the shots with both men and women are false – though Playboy execs say they might be true.

Hugh Hefner reportedly asked Lohan to move into the Playboy mansion, and some say he asked her to marry him, but Lohan refused.

The Lindsay Lohan issue of Playboy will be published in March, 2012.

LOS ANGELES – Los Angeles County health officials say a deadly disease found in a hot tub at the Playboy Mansion was caused by Bill Maher.

The bacteria that causes Legionnaires’ disease was found in a hot tub at the Playboy Mansion where scores of people became ill after attending a fundraiser in February.   Health investigators determined that the source of the disease was HBO’s Real Time host – Bill Maher.

The Los Angeles Times says health officials presented their findings Friday at an annual conference at the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta.

The legionella bacteria also causes a milder illness called Pontiac fever. Symptoms include fever,  headache and acting smug and arrogant.  It affects women worse than men – causing their brains to malfunction.  Many young women begin wearing bunny outfits and hanging out with septuagenarians.

If women get a bad case of the disease, they begin having sex with old men.

Many people who attended a fundraiser party at the Playboy Mansion came down with a respiratory illness after the DomainFest conference in February.

Officials contacted 439 people and found that 123 had fevers and at least one other symptom with 69 falling ill on the same day. Epidemiologists used social media to contact the conference attendees.

All the people were advised to stay away from Bill Maher.  Even watching Bill Maher on TV can cause herpes or gonorrhea.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is not only unloading his family’s home to line his pockets, but key Playboy Mansion items are also going to the block.

Hefner has owned the house next to the Playboy Mansion since the late 90′s, in which his estranged wife and two teenage sons resided. But now that his children are off to college, Hefner is selling the mansion to rejuvenate his dwindling coffers. Sales for Playboy magazine have been steadily decreasing over the years since the onslaught of readily available Internet pornography.

Now Hefner has announced that he will also be putting up famous Playboy Mansion items for sale, much to the delight of Playboy enthusiasts. These items will include:

• Adult-sized pink tricycles used by the Bunnies, complete with training wheels
• King-sized bed from the secret “Elvis Suite”, including sheets made from Elvis’ original jumpsuits
• A Hugh Hefner robe, made from pure threaded gold
• Mechanical bull ridden and signed by Tennessee Williams
• Playboy Mansion’s much sought-after Bible of Mixed Drinks
• Only known existing pair of Marilyn Monroe’s “frumpy” pajamas
• Hugh Hefner’s first Little Black Book from age 12

The sale is set to begin on Friday, March 20. Hefner’s live-in nurse staff will be modeling the items.