WOODS, MONTANA – People looking to escape the hassle of most bars and clubs in the city had better think twice before heading out to The Treehouse this weekend. That’s because owner Pete Bunyan has hired several lumberjacks to provide some security to his establishment – and he’s happy with the results thus far.

“There’s less screaming, less underage drinking, and fewer people not wearing plaid and sporting large beards, a dress code requirement clearly posted on the front door that some people just plum ignored.”