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A new summer ale developed by Samuel Adams has an interesting double use: it can be used as cologne!
PHILADELPHIA – They’re closing off the streets here so that toads – in heat – are safe from traffic.
PHILADELPHIA, PA – As temperatures neared 100 Monday, after hovering in the high 90s for most of the week, a Southside alien was taken to Mercy Hospital suffering from heatstroke.
PHILADELPHIA, PA – The New York Yankees have attributed their Halloween win to Bat Boy.
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Police are attempting to uncover who wrapped a cat in duct tape and abandoned it!
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Jon Gosselin has spent weeks battling allegations that he cheated on his wife Kate. But Weekly World News has finally uncovered his strange affair – with 8 clowns!
PHILADELPHIA, PA – As Madam Kristen Davis debates whether to publish her tell-all biography, she has turned to a longtime friend and alleged client for counsel: PhD Ape!
PHILADELPHIA – The angel of death reports that he is happy to be doing his part in the ongoing process of devouring human souls.
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama’s inauguration travel plans are harkening back to a time earlier than any had predicted.
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Jon and Kate Gosselin, stars of the hit reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8, have added one supersized mouth to their family this holiday season: Tonya!