Tag Archives: peta
CURIOSITY KILLS MARTIAN CAT
After narrowly escaping an initial attack, the Mars rover Curiosity has reportedly run over a Martian cat.
PETA TO PRODUCE PORN VIDEOS
PETA, the animal rights group, will be producing XXX porn videos – so they can reach more people.
MARK ZUCKERBERG: ANIMAL KILLER
PALO ALTO – Facebook founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, loves to kill animals and eat them.
CHIMPANZEES – THE NEW TECH SUPPORT
BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.
MIKE TYSON PIGEON FETISH
BROOKLYN, NY — Just weeks before the debut of his Animal Planet series, Mike Tyson has admitted to his lifelong pigeon fetish.
PAMELA ANDERSON: PRIME CUTS
LONDON – Pamela Anderson spoke to butchers over the weekend, showing off her meat.
PINK HIPPO: DEAD IN DALLAS
DALLAS – A rare pink hippo, spotted on a farm outside Dallas, was soon shot dead by a local rancher.
BURGER KILLER ON THE LOOSE!
TOLEDO – A crazed burger killer is on the loose in Ohio – stabbing cheeseburgers across the state.
900-POUND GATOR CAUGHT
SOUTH CAROLINA – A 900 pound gator was caught this week by a Massachusetts woman fishing in South Carolina.
DOGS EAT GAGA MEAT
HOLLYWOOD – Lady Gaga wore her meat dress out tonight and was attacked by a pack of wild dogs.










