PETA, the animal rights group, will be producing XXX porn videos – so they can reach more people.

PALO ALTO – Facebook founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, loves to kill animals and eat them.

BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.

BROOKLYN, NY — Just weeks before the debut of his Animal Planet series, Mike Tyson has admitted to his lifelong pigeon fetish.

LONDON – Pamela Anderson spoke to butchers over the weekend, showing off her meat.

DALLAS – A rare pink hippo, spotted on a farm outside Dallas, was soon shot dead by a local rancher.

TOLEDO – A crazed burger killer is on the loose in Ohio – stabbing cheeseburgers across the state.

SOUTH CAROLINA – A 900 pound gator was caught this week by a Massachusetts woman fishing in South Carolina.

HOLLYWOOD – Lady Gaga wore her meat dress out tonight and was attacked by a pack of wild dogs.

ORLANDO, FL – Tiger Woods recent fall from grace has been used by a popular organization to convey a very important message!