I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.

XIAN, CHINA – A pot of soup from 2,400 years ago was found in a tomb. And it was still hot!

BEIJING – China is plotting to blow up the moon.

BEIJING, CHINA – China threatens military action for having songs downloaded illegally by “imperialist West.”