NEW YORK, NY – Statue of Liberty to be shut down due to lack of interest.

NEW YORK, NY – Look like some Pentagon employees have been a little naughty!

WASHINGTON, DC – The Pentagon is lifting a ban on letting gays serve openly in the military. Government officials have developed several plans for an “All Gay Fighting Force.”

The US Navy captured a 140-foot monster in Lake Michigan on September 16 and a secret Pentagon photograph proves it!