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Punxsutawney Phil’s forecast for an early spring was as an epic failure. So, he was executed this morning.
PBS reported that the rapper Tupac Shakur was sighted in Tazmania this weekend.
MUNCIE, IN – Sources say that Joe Paterno has accepted the head coaching job at Ball State.
FULTON COUNTY, PA – 1,000 pigs were found on a Fulton County Farm – apparently they were killed by aliens.
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA – PETA’s solution to the use of a live groundhog for predicting the coming of spring? Build a robotic one!
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Police are attempting to uncover who wrapped a cat in duct tape and abandoned it!
PITTSBURGH, PA – A tiny bacterium taken from a Greenland ice sheet has been revived and studied, further fueling theories of potential alien life.
WERNERSVILLE, PA – As the media attention grows surrounding allegations of infidelity, Jon and Kate Gosselin have asked for professional help from PhD Ape!
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Jon Gosselin has spent weeks battling allegations that he cheated on his wife Kate. But Weekly World News has finally uncovered his strange affair – with 8 clowns!
PHILADELPHIA, PA – As Madam Kristen Davis debates whether to publish her tell-all biography, she has turned to a longtime friend and alleged client for counsel: PhD Ape!