SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Snooki was on the boardwalk when Irene hit. She was blown away!

NEW YORK – Jionni LaValle popped the question at Distict 36 in NYC and the Jersey Shore star said “Pickles!”

VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that the cast of Jersey Shore will be his guests at the Vatican for a week.

LONDON – England was rocked today after learning that Prince William had an affair with Jersey Shore’s Snooki last summer!

EGG HARBOR – Several women saw a man fall from the sky on the Jersey Shore. They got a situation.

DOWN SOUTH – Our worst nightmares have come true and a new show is being made in the likeness of the Jersey Shore!

MIAMI, FL – There was a glaring omission from the second season of the Jersey Shore!

LOS ANGELES, CA – The cast of the Jersey Shore are showing that they have talent worthy of an Oscar!