187 cruise ship passengers have gone missing this year. Authorities believe many have been abducted by aliens.
SUN VALLEY, ID – An unmanned spaceship funded by Internet billionaire Jeff Bezos crashed during a test flight.
SYDNEY – Thousands of rabid rats were found on a Qantas plane. Twelve passengers were killed.
SAN DIEGO – Passengers aboard a Carnival Cruise ship were not stranded at sea… they were abducted by aliens!