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MARTIANS ATTACK MARS ROVER!
Two hours after the Mars Rover landed on the Red Plant, Martians began firing on it.
EHARMONY REFUSES INTER-SPECIES MATCHES
PASADENA, CA – eHarmony has once again come under serious scrutiny. Critics of the popular dating site allege that the site does not allow for humans to be paired up with aliens.
