LOS ANGELES – 94-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor is pregnant with Prince Frederic von Anhalt’s baby.

TANZANIA – The World’s Fattest Giraffe was caught on camera yesterday!

HOLLYWOOD – Perez Hilton, 2.0 – the softer, kinder version – has opened a stuffed animal zoo.

HOLLYWOOD – Pictures have surfaced of Lindsay Lohan injecting herself with a syringe!

NEW YORK, NY – Mary-Kate Olsen, tired of being a celebrity, is heading off to Oz to find the Wizard.

NEW YORK, NY – Another celebrity has come out with a sex tape – but it’s not what you think!

LOS ANGELES – Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel was so disgusted with Lindsay Lohan’s that after sentencing her to 90 days, the Judge threw tarballs at her.

Although reported to be dating the recently single Paris Hilton, it appears that Manigator has set his reptilian sights on the newest rumored single lady: Lindsay Lohan.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA – After dumping recent boyfriend, Paris is going where no human woman as gone before.