PALM BEACH, FL – Thousand of sharks under alien mind control have been spotted just off the coast of south Florida.

PALM BEACH, FL – A strange creature has been videotaped just off shore in Florida!

PALM BEACH, FL – Twenty-one thoroughbred horses mysteriously died before a polo match on Sunday. What was the cause?

FT. LAUDERDALE, FL – During a short break from counseling Madoff investment victims, PhD Ape ran into a client begging for help – Elliot Spitzer!

PALM BEACH, FL – In a move surprising many of his fans and clients, PhD Ape is traveling to Florida in light of the Madoff investment scam – to meet with the victims!