EXCLUSIVE – Sarah Palin told WWN’s Frank Lake that she is running for President in 2012!

WASHINGTON – US forced to sell Alaska in order to combat with the rising national debt.

NASHVILLE, TN – Sarah Palin caught cheating at the keynote address at the Tea Party convention. Incident will go on her permanent record.

WASILLA, AK – Sarah and Bristol Palin were paid 100k for appearing on the InTouch Weekly cover. Weekly World News has uncovered what they spent the money on.

I’m madder than a spitting camel at our new Communist-in-Chief!

The Anonymous group has once again hacked into Sarah Palin’s e-mail account and provided Weekly World News with the first look at her upcoming Christmas card!

LONG ISLAND SOUND, NY – The Lake Erie Monster tried out for the Saturday Night Live auditions to find new female cast members.

ANCHORAGE, AK – Todd Palin vows to jump 25 election booths with his snowmobile on Election Day. Palin believes the stunt will increase awareness and voter turnout in support of his wife’s Vice Presidential bid.

PHOENIX, AZ – With his presidential bid seen as lost, John McCain is putting a Flux Capacitor on the Straight Talk Express. It appears that the GOP is resorting to time travel to secure the election.

TACONY, PA – At a recent campaign stop in northeast Philadelphia, Governor Sarah Palin used her spiritual powers to heal a young child.