Tag Archive | "pakistan"

HARRY POTTER LINKED TO BIN LADEN!

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LOS ANGELES – Harry Potter and Osama Bin Laden have an eerie link.

TRUMP WANTS TO SEE OSAMA’S DEATH CERTIFICATE!

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NEW YORK – Minutes after President Obama’s speech, Donald Trump has demanded to see Osama Bin Laden’s Death Certificate!

OSAMA BIN LADEN KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS!

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WASHINGTON – Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with the CIA, was the man killed Osama Bin Laden!

OSAMA BIN LADEN COMPOUND

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WASHINGTON – The U.S. military has released pictures of Osama Bin Laden’s compound. The U.S. was surprised to learn that Osama was a hoarder!

TOXIC WASTE CANDY ACTUALLY TOXIC

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WASHINGTON – The FDA issued a product recall for several products made by the Indiana based company, Candy Dynamics.

AYODHYA VERDICT – LAND GOES TO OBAMA

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INDIA – An important ruling was handed down today regarding disputed land. The verdict: the land goes to Obama!

KICK A MORON DAY

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GAINESVILLE, FL – Preacher Terry Jones changes his mind and announces “Kick A Moron Day.”

TALIBAN LEADER ALIVE

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Pakistani Taliban’s leader alive according to his twitter account.

FOUR-INCH ALIEN FOUND IN PAKISTAN

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KARACHI – A video of the burnt body of a four-inch “alien” has been circulating on the Internet. Is it real?

WHERE’S OSAMA BIN LADEN?

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NEW YORK, NY – Researchers have been using satellite-aided georgaphical analysis to pinpoint Osama bin Laden’s location, but he may be closer than they think.