HARRY POTTER LINKED TO BIN LADEN!
LOS ANGELES – Harry Potter and Osama Bin Laden have an eerie link.
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TRUMP WANTS TO SEE OSAMA’S DEATH CERTIFICATE!
NEW YORK – Minutes after President Obama’s speech, Donald Trump has demanded to see Osama Bin Laden’s Death Certificate!
OSAMA BIN LADEN KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS!
WASHINGTON – Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with the CIA, was the man killed Osama Bin Laden!
OSAMA BIN LADEN COMPOUND
WASHINGTON – The U.S. military has released pictures of Osama Bin Laden’s compound. The U.S. was surprised to learn that Osama was a hoarder!
TOXIC WASTE CANDY ACTUALLY TOXIC
WASHINGTON – The FDA issued a product recall for several products made by the Indiana based company, Candy Dynamics.
AYODHYA VERDICT – LAND GOES TO OBAMA
INDIA – An important ruling was handed down today regarding disputed land. The verdict: the land goes to Obama!
KICK A MORON DAY
GAINESVILLE, FL – Preacher Terry Jones changes his mind and announces “Kick A Moron Day.”
TALIBAN LEADER ALIVE
Pakistani Taliban’s leader alive according to his twitter account.
FOUR-INCH ALIEN FOUND IN PAKISTAN
KARACHI – A video of the burnt body of a four-inch “alien” has been circulating on the Internet. Is it real?
WHERE’S OSAMA BIN LADEN?
NEW YORK, NY – Researchers have been using satellite-aided georgaphical analysis to pinpoint Osama bin Laden’s location, but he may be closer than they think.
