Posted on 18 February 2009
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SEATTLE, WA – After this week’s announcement of the 2009 Sasquatch Music Festival, cyber cafes across the country are reporting mysterious nighttime break-ins.
Posted on 05 December 2008
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HOLLYWOOD, CA – In order to redeem her public image, Miley Cyrus has recorded a duet with Fatfoot for charity.
Posted on 25 November 2008
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BRONX, NY – Fatfoot is looking for a companion who can love all of him.
Posted on 07 November 2008
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NEW YORK, NY – Fatfoot, the overweight Sasquatch, was recently discovered to be suffering from bulimia. Yesterday he appeared on daytime television show The View to discuss his struggle.