Tag Archives: osama bin laden

CLINTON GETS OSAMA’S PORN STASH

By Frank Lake on May 15, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama has given Bill Clinton a gift – Osama Bin Laden’s porn collection!

By Tap Vann on May 13, 2011

WASHINGTON – To honor Barack Obama, The White House released a Barack Obama Navy Seal doll!

By Tap Vann on May 7, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Osama bin Laden was spotted in Tehran yesterday!

By Tap Vann on May 3, 2011

LOS ANGELES – Harry Potter and Osama Bin Laden have an eerie link.

By Frank Lake on May 2, 2011

NEW YORK – Minutes after President Obama’s speech, Donald Trump has demanded to see Osama Bin Laden’s Death Certificate!

By Frank Lake on May 2, 2011

WASHINGTON – Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with the CIA, was the man killed Osama Bin Laden!

By J.B. Smitts on December 21, 2010

HOLLYWOOD – Osama Bin Laden is set to make a cameo appearance in the The Hangover 2!

By Frank Lake on August 27, 2010

WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.

By Garrett Hawley on June 28, 2010

NEW YORK, NY – The Rocky Mountain Rambo’s quest for Osama bin Laden has generated quite the buzz!

By Erik Van Datiken on July 10, 2009

WASHINGTON, DC – A message intercepted by NASA’s Pioneer 10 has been leaked, exposing a horrifying invasion that’s been going on for centuries…