OPRAH’S ALL-NUDE EPISODE!
CHICAGO – Oprah Winfrey announced that she will be broadcasting her first all-nude episode!
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CHICAGO – Oprah Winfrey announced that she will be broadcasting her first all-nude episode!
CHICAGO – Oprah announced her latest book club selection: GOING MUTANT – Bat Boy Exposed!
NEW YORK – Doctors are transplanting fecal matter from one patient to another – and saving lives!
WWN EXCLUSIVE – Bat Boy, Bigfoot, and Bush are all on the guest list for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding in Rhinebeck, New York on July 31
CHICAGO, IL – Sarah Paliln did an interview with Oprah yesterday. The two buried their hatchet and had “girl time” until the early hours of the morning.
WASILLA, AK – Sarah Palin will be appearing on Oprah in November. The former governor is training for what she believes will be a “rough and tumble” interview.
I’m madder than a snake at a mongoose convention! The Teleprompter Kid just can’t stop saying sorry!
I’m madder than a hippie chick who’s run out of hemp tampons!
Teleprompter Jesus obviously doesn’t know his butt from his elbow and it’s only Day 50.
CHICAGO, IL – Octuplet Grandpa Ed Doud appeared on Oprah this week to announce his new product line for parents of multiple children: Octo-tots. He claims to have created the line to help support his daughter and the growing number of parents like her.