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ROADKILL DIET
The diet industry is abuzz with the smashing success of the miraculous roadkill diet!
OPRAH’S FAMILY SECRET
CHICAGO, IL – Oprah reveals her big family secret on Monday. She has an identical twin!
OPRAH ADDICTED TO MAC N’ CHEESE
NEW YORK – Oprah Winfrey to check into celebrity rehab for food addiction.
OPRAH’S ALL-NUDE EPISODE!
CHICAGO – Oprah Winfrey announced that she will be broadcasting her first all-nude episode!
OPRAH BOOK CLUB SELECTION: GOING MUTANT
CHICAGO – Oprah announced her latest book club selection: GOING MUTANT – Bat Boy Exposed!
POOP TRANSLPANTS SAVE LIVES
NEW YORK – Doctors are transplanting fecal matter from one patient to another – and saving lives!
CHELSEA CLINTON WEDDING GUEST LIST
WWN EXCLUSIVE – Bat Boy, Bigfoot, and Bush are all on the guest list for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding in Rhinebeck, New York on July 31
SARAH PALIN AND OPRAH
CHICAGO, IL – Sarah Paliln did an interview with Oprah yesterday. The two buried their hatchet and had “girl time” until the early hours of the morning.
SARAH PALIN ON OPRAH
WASILLA, AK – Sarah Palin will be appearing on Oprah in November. The former governor is training for what she believes will be a “rough and tumble” interview.
ED ANGER SAYS: STOP SAYING SORRY, OBAMA!
I’m madder than a snake at a mongoose convention! The Teleprompter Kid just can’t stop saying sorry!
