LOS ANGELES – Tyler Perry reportedly made an offer to buy bankrupt American Airlines. They accepted. The new airline: African-American Airlines.

LAS VEGAS – Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas. Her left butt cheek exploded.

CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.

LOS ANGELES – Octomom is launching a show on parenting. It will launch online first, but NBC is reportedly picking it up for the Spring.

WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit. They’re mission: arrest the obese.

LOS ANGELES – Dr. Phil announced on his show that there is an alien invasion under way and we must all prepare!

A new study on relationships revealed that 84% of women have poisonous relationships.

The diet industry is abuzz with the smashing success of the miraculous roadkill diet!

CHICAGO, IL – Oprah reveals her big family secret on Monday. She has an identical twin!

NEW YORK – Oprah Winfrey to check into celebrity rehab for food addiction.