NEW YORK, NY – “The king of all media” has once again put his foot in his mouth. Tonya is less than pleased!

NEW YORK, NY – Drew Brees has been on cloud 9 ever since winning the Super Bowl. But his appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show brought some comedy to his achievement!

JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin and Ashley Judd’s squabbling has descended into middle-school madness after only speaking to each other through the press.

CHICAGO, IL – In the latest issue of O Magazine, Oprah reveals that during years of struggling with rollercoaster weight gain/loss she had one consistent shoulder to lean on – Tonya’s!

GROOM LAKE, NV – Mega-celeb Oprah Winfrey has been in discussions with top government officials in an attempt to purchase Area 51.