CLEVELAND – Authorities have confirmed a UFO over Lake Erie.
OHIO – Eight gay horses were killed yesterday. Authorities suspect arson in the barn burning.
WASHINGTON – With supplies of execution drugs disappearing, the U.S. has turned to more primitive methods of execution.
COLUMBUS, OH – A riot broke out at a clothing store when a woman lied about paying for everyone’s items!
AKRON, OH – An exotic dancer in Ohio pleaded guilty to stabbing a fellow dancer with her stiletto heel!
SYLVANIA, OH – An Ohio woman was accidentally implanted with another couple’s embryo, and will have to give up the baby.
CLEVELAND, OH – A 75-year-old woman has admitted to killing a 25-pound fawn with a shovel because of the way it looked at her. Is there a deer uprising?
CLEVELAND, OH – Teammates are becoming suspicious that recently acquired cheerleader Stephanie Peters is in fact an undercover operative from a rival high school.
LONDON, OH – An Ohio couple was married at a White Castle. The young groom said, “This is the proudest moment of my life.”
CLEVELAND, OH – The Cleveland Browns are on the look-out for a new leader after Coach Crennel went missing under supernatural circumstances.