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CHRIS BROWN VS. THE WORLD
Singer goes on rampage against humankind.
UFO FOUND ON OCEAN FLOOR
An ocean exploration team led by Swedish researcher Peter Lindberg has found a crashed flying saucer.
BENT WHALE
HONOLULU — Whale experts believe a sick whale spotted off Kauai this week may be suffering from curvature of the spine.
SOME OF THAT ANCIENT TIME RELIGION
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.
It is obvious that they intend to seek an audience with I, Poseidon, the immortal deity of the deep.
NORTH KOREA FIRES ROCKET
NEW YORK, NY – The UN Security Council held an emergency meeting after North Korea fired a large rocket.
GIANT LOBSTER ATTACKS DIVER
UPDATE – The killer crustacean has finally been identified as George the giant lobster’s son!
Giant Lobster Attacks Diver
Colossal mutations declare war on humans, warns scientist!
