An unidentified object flying over President Obama’s inauguration ceremony was caught on camera by CNN.

I’m madder than a mongoose at a cobra convention over that Inauguration.

Ladies and gentlemen, that was the worst Inauguration I ever saw, and I was at the one where Eleanor Roosevelt wore a low cut ball gown and they ran out of eyewash.

WASHINGTON, DC – Abraham Lincoln’s ghost has been spotted among strange occurrences at the Obama inauguration.