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MICHELLE OBAMA PREGNANT!

By Frank Lake on December 22, 2011

WASHINGTON – The White House announced today that Michelle Obama is pregnant with the couple’s third child.

By Frank Lake on November 16, 2011

CANBERRA – President Obama, worried about the Australian threat, is deploying Marins to Australia.

By Frank Lake on November 13, 2011

WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the midterm elections, due to the jobs crisis.

By Frank Lake on October 27, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is forming a drum circle in the White House. They will play ever day at sunset.

By Tap Vann on September 7, 2011

Badoo, a social networking site used mostly by non-Americans, asked it’s users to rate the world’s coolest nation. America is #1!

By Frank Lake on September 3, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

By Frank Lake on August 24, 2011

MARTHA’S VINEYARD – President Obama has been interrupted so much on his vacation, he’s decided to extend it another week.

By Elsa Akesson on June 28, 2011

WASHINGTON – President Obama is in talks with Senator Harry Reid and Senator Mitch McConnell to raise the debt roof.

By Frank Lake on May 14, 2011

SAN ANTONIO – Rumors are spreading that President Obama ordered fires set in Texas. He’s had enough of The Lone Star State!

By Tap Vann on May 13, 2011

WASHINGTON – To honor Barack Obama, The White House released a Barack Obama Navy Seal doll!