TOP STORIES
Tag Archives: obama
NFL TO SHUT DOWN BY 2020
The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
OBAMA JOINS NRA
President Obama shocked Americans today by announcing that he has joined the National Rifle Association.
OBAMA INAUGURATION TO COST $300 MILLION
The US. Government will reportedly spend over $300 million on the second inauguration of Barack Obama.
OBAMA ADDS HIMSELF TO MOUNT RUSHMORE
At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued…
OBAMA WILL SEEK THIRD TERM
President Obama is beginning the process to amend the Constitution to allow him to run for a third term.
OBAMA NAMES ROMNEY SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
President Obama made good on his promise to reach across the aisle and appointed Mitt Romney as the new Secretary of Treasury.
OBAMA BUYS $40 MILLION ESTATE IN HAWAII
President Obama and his wife just closed on a mansion in Hawaii and plan to move – in January 2013!
ROMNESIA SPREADING!
President Obama announced to the nation that a deadly disease, Romnesia, is spreading across America!
GEORGE CLOONEY DUMPS STACY KEIBLER
George Clooney’s girlfriend, Stacy Keilber, made a fatal mistake. She tried on an engagement ring and so, George dumped her.
U.S. LEASES CAPITOL DOME AS SIMPSONS BILLBOARD
Obama administration continues to cut corners.
