WASHINGTON – Obama is shaking up his White House staff and wants an “Alice In Wonderland” theme for his re-election year.

WASHINGTON, DC — The Vice President is out $800,000 after he fell for a well-known Internet scam.

WASHINGTON – The White House announced today that Michelle Obama is pregnant with the couple’s third child.

CANBERRA – President Obama, worried about the Australian threat, is deploying Marins to Australia.

WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the midterm elections, due to the jobs crisis.

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is forming a drum circle in the White House. They will play ever day at sunset.

Badoo, a social networking site used mostly by non-Americans, asked it’s users to rate the world’s coolest nation. America is #1!

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

MARTHA’S VINEYARD – President Obama has been interrupted so much on his vacation, he’s decided to extend it another week.

CAMBRIDGE – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!