BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN
WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.
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OBAMA EATS ROMNEY’S DOG
WASHINGTON – The Doggy Wars between Romney and Obama escalated. Romney left his dog on his car roof and… Barack found a meal!
ELDERLY CITIZENS TARGETED IN NEW ALCOHOL LAW
Older U.S. beer enthusiasts may soon find themselves in handcuffs.
STUDY: CONGRESS FILLED WITH MORONS!
CAMBRIDGE – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!
HOODIE NATION
President Obama and other leaders are wearing hoodies in a statement against discrimination and profiling.
OBAMA IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS BEGIN!
On Monday March 12, 2012, Congress is reportedly beginning impeachment proceedings against Barack Obama.
PUTIN DONATES 1 BILLION TO OBAMA SUPERPAC?
MOSCOW – Newly elected Russian President, Vladimir Putin has reportedly donated 1 billion to a mysterious Obama SuperPac.
GOP TAPS ‘CHILD PRODIGY’ STRATEGIST FOR ELECTION
According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.
OBAMA HIRES NEW WHITE HOUSE STAFF
WASHINGTON – Obama is shaking up his White House staff and wants an “Alice In Wonderland” theme for his re-election year.
VP JOE BIDEN FALLS FOR NIGERIAN MONEY SCAM
WASHINGTON, DC — The Vice President is out $800,000 after he fell for a well-known Internet scam.
