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Vladimir Putin reportedly announced plans to run for President of the United States.
President Obama got a tattoo this week. His tattoo is a picture of his own face.
The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued…
WASHINGTON, DC – Shutdown crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.
WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors had planned to attack Earth this Saturday, but the doomsday invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!
On Monday March 12, 2012, Congress is reportedly beginning impeachment proceedings against Barack Obama.
The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.
The White House reportedly announced that President has taken full control of the internet – issuing an Executive Order to do so.
Vice president caught making flyers on shared copier.