I’m madder than a fat kid at the end of the buffet line when the rice pudding is all gone!

I figured Mrs. Anger was kidding me when she woke me up screaming about the Teleprompter Kid winning a prize.

I’m madder than a caveman who’s allergic to dinosaurs!

I’m madder than an armless guy at the slot machines!

I’m madder than a mailman who’s run out of bullets!

I’m madder than a giraffe with tonsillitis!

NEW YORK, NY – The country is abuzz over a questionable photo of President Obama checking out a young lady!

WASHINGTON, DC – It has been leaked that President Obama selected his next Supreme Court appointee.

I’m madder than a snake at a mongoose convention! The Teleprompter Kid just can’t stop saying sorry!

HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.