OSLO – Bat Boy was spotted outside the Nobel Institute in Oslo, Norway today.

He was seen shortly after the announcement that President Obama would be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. The dimunitive mutant did not look happy. He carried a cryptic sign that read, “STOP WHITE NOSE SYNDROME”.

Many speculate that Bat Boy felt slighted by the Norwegian Nobel Committee’s choice of Obama for the prize as they overlooked the groundbreaking global work that Bat Boy has done to stem the tide of a viral pandemic that is wiping out bat species around the planet.

Others speculated that Bat Boy’s impromptu protest was a bold attempt to build awareness of his candidacy for a possible nomination for the award in 2010. Bat Boy left the scene without official comment but left open the possibility that he would return on December 10th when the award is officially presented in Oslo by Thorborn Jagland, the Chairman of the Norwegian Nobel Committee in the presence of the King of Norway.

No mutant has ever claimed the Nobel Peace Prize, though a Vietnamese man named Le Duc Tho did not appear to claim his prize in 1973 because he was busy fighting in the Vietnamese war.

I figured Mrs. Anger was kidding me when she woke me up screaming about the Teleprompter Kid winning a prize.

“For what?” I mumbled. “World’s Biggest Phoney”? “Worst Since Carter?”

Then she told me the Communist-in-Chief won that Nobel Peace Prize.

Ladies and gentlemen of these great United States: your pal Ed Anger is getting too old for this.

It’s a good thing I’ve got backup oxygen tanks in case of nuclear war, contrail poisoning or the Rapture – I may have to break one out before lunch.

The Nobel Peace Prize. I thought you got that if you were that ET-looking diaper guy who sat around smiling all day, or got the stupid Irishmen to stop killing the stupider Irishmen for five minutes.

Heck, in Obama’s hometown, kids are smashing each other’s heads in with railroad ties on Main Street. Our soldiers are getting blown up by A-rabs, and every time I see Nancy Puglosi’s face on the TV I wanna kill somebody.

None of that seems too damn peaceful to me.

Then I remembered they gave it to Al Gore and Jimmy Carter. I don’t know when it happened – probably the day they gave it to Fishface Towelhead of the A-rabs – but that fancy prize turned into a joke a long time ago.

What Obama really needs is the Please Prize: “Please stop hating us, A-rabs! Please like us, pre-vert Euros!”

Oh well, at least they didn’t give him the Book Prize. Cuz then he’d have to share it with his old hippie bomber friend who really wrote his books!

Then again, since that Nobel guy got rich inventing dynamite, that would’ve made more sense!