Tag Archive | "obama administration"

MILKY WAY RENAMED WAL-MART WAY

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Wal-Mart inked a deal to pay the U.S. government $25 million a year to rename our galaxy.

THE FAT POLICE ARE COMING!

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WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit. They’re mission: arrest the obese.

HISPANICS ARE NOW OFFICIALLY – “WHITE”

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WASHINGTON, DC – Whites are not reproducing and are dwindling in numbers. Officials have a solution – Hispanics are now white.

OBAMA RENAMES GOV’T: “FEDERAL FAMILY”

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WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

UGLY PEOPLE TO GET AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

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WASHINGTON – The White House is pushing through a bill that will give Affirmative Action benefits to ugly people.

JONNIE MARBLES, CIA

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LONDON – Jonnie Marbles, the man who attacked Rupert Murdoch, revealed that he is an American spy.

OBAMA BURNS TEXAS!

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SAN ANTONIO – Rumors are spreading that President Obama ordered fires set in Texas. He’s had enough of The Lone Star State!

MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD BACKS KING TUT

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CAIRO, Egypt – Scientists plan to resurrect King Tutankhamen to lead Egypt out of oppression.

CIA BUYS FLEET OF GOOGLE DRIVERLESS CARS

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LANGLEY, VA – The CIA has purchased a large fleet of Google Driverless Cars.

OSAMA BIN LADEN IS IN THE C.I.A.

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WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.