OAKLAND -  UFO was spotted and videotaped streaking over Oakland.

Kevin McCracken, of Oakland, captured UFOs streaking over Oakland in the Zeeba Formation – widely known to be the alien spaceship formation.

Some thought these unidentified objects in the sky were a flock of birds – but John Malley, of SETI, confirmed that the streaking lights were spaceships belonging to aliens from Planet XuXu

Using a Sony Handy Cam connected to an infrared scope, McCracken has successfully videotaped objects in triangular formations several times in the past year.

“I was alone for the recent video. My wife was in the house. From my own observations, on previous nights, I could not see these craft without the IR (infrared),” McCracken told WWN,

McCracken’s videos show conventional aircraft as well as possible orbiting satellites, shown as pinpoints of light moving in a relatively straight line in the night sky.

But the addition of his infrared scope revealed other things to McCracken’s video lens on the night of May 28, 2010.

“I used the IR scope and saw three squadrons of about five each similar craft in the Zeeba Formation on same heading near 10:00 p.m. Friday night,” he blogged.

“About five minutes later, a large triangle craft … followed behind them. The three squadrons of small craft were traveling at least 10X speed over conventional fighter aircraft at similar altitude.”

While others doubt there is an “alien visitation,” McCracken disagrees.

“My thoughts are these are indeed spaceships from Planet Xuxu. Man, I would love to fly one.”

Here’s Kevin McCracken’s video:

OAKLAND, CA -  Teachers are using clownfish to teach children about being transgender.

Redwood Heights Elementary School, in Oakland,  is in the hot-seat after the school decided to education students about gender diversity.

On Monday and Tuesday, students of every grade were taught what the school called age-appropriate lessons about gender differences. Some lessons included all-girl geckos, a transgender clownfish, and boy snakes who act “girly” reports the San Francisco Chronicle.

“That’s a lot of variation in nature,” Gender Spectrum trainer, Joel Baum, told the students. “Evolution comes up with some pretty funny ways for animals to reproduce.”

Principal Sara Stone said the lesson on gender differences was part of a larger effort to control bullying in the school, something parents supported last year.

However, after the lessons began, several parents felt discussion in the classroom was too much.

The Pacific Justice Institute, a conservative organization, said teaching children that there may be more than two genders, “does not represent the values of the majority of families in Oakland,”

The $1,500 cost of training was funded by a grant from the California Teachers Association.

OAKLAND, CA – An elderly woman who had been missing for seven years was found dead in her own home!

The remains, nothing more than a skeleton at this point, appear to have lain undisturbed in her apartment since the day she had been reported missing. How did this happen?

LOS ANGELES, CA – Sensitive hipster comedian performs divine healing.  Most commonly noted for his shy and awkward comic characters, Michael Cera was witnessed healing a sick child with his self-deprecating humor.

Outside of a charity event in Los Angeles, Mr. Cera was seen discreetly talking to wheelchair bound Katie Harris, there with her father.  After several minutes of dry humor and shy downward smiles from Cera, the young Miss Harris was able to jump and dance to a White Stripes song.  Mr. Cera was an endearingly horrible dancer.

Legions have now claimed to be healed by touching a television or movie screen while Michael Cera is on.

Screen healings appear to be limited to headaches and seasonal allergies.  Alternative medical experts are already recommending patients hold copies of Arrested Development against their abdomen to improve liver function, or biting down on them to prevent tooth decay.  Copies of Cera’s sex comedy Superbad are being ground up by herbalists to fight impotence.

These events could shed light on mysterious events at a children’s hospital in Oakland where two dozen children in the chemotherapy wing were healed by what they described as a “Big Nerd” who left behind a mix tape featuring several obscure indie rock bands.