Killer Raccoons are invading Manhattan and thousands of residents have been attacked in the last two weeks.
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NEW YORK – In a move that shocked the world, Wall Street surrendered to OWS this morning.
NEW YORK, NY – The NYPD has issued a mandatory order: women wearing skirts will be fined!
NEW YORK – The Queens Polar Bear Club hit the East River this morning for its annual New Year’s Day ritual.
NEW YORK – A woman moves into a treehouse in her backyard in Manhattan.
NEW YORK – A drunk Charlie Sheen was arrested last night at the Plaza Hotel. He was naked with 15 escorts and two chimps.
NEW YORK, NY – Bedbugs have taken over Niketown, and are heading for Shoetown!
NEW YORK – Mayor Bloomberg announced that all New York cab drivers will be issued bullet proof vests.
SENECA FALLS, W.VA – Bernard Madoff may be free on bail from fraud charges but Bat Boy has pledged to see him punished!