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KILLER RACCOONS TAKE MANHATTAN
Killer Raccoons are invading Manhattan and thousands of residents have been attacked in the last two weeks.
WALL STREET SURRENDERS TO OWS PROTESTERS!
NEW YORK – In a move that shocked the world, Wall Street surrendered to OWS this morning.
NYPD ORDERS WOMEN NOT TO WEAR SKIRTS
NEW YORK, NY – The NYPD has issued a mandatory order: women wearing skirts will be fined!
POLAR BEAR CLUB HITS THE EAST RIVER
NEW YORK – The Queens Polar Bear Club hit the East River this morning for its annual New Year’s Day ritual.
TREEHOUSE IN MANHATTAN
NEW YORK – A woman moves into a treehouse in her backyard in Manhattan.
CHARLIE SHEEN HOSPITALIZED
NEW YORK – A drunk Charlie Sheen was arrested last night at the Plaza Hotel. He was naked with 15 escorts and two chimps.
BEDBUGS TAKE NIKETOWN
NEW YORK, NY – Bedbugs have taken over Niketown, and are heading for Shoetown!
NY CABBIES TO GET BULLET PROOF VESTS
NEW YORK – Mayor Bloomberg announced that all New York cab drivers will be issued bullet proof vests.
BAT BOY HUNTS MADOFF
SENECA FALLS, W.VA – Bernard Madoff may be free on bail from fraud charges but Bat Boy has pledged to see him punished!
