Tag Archive | "north pole"

NORTH POLE ALASKA

Posted on 19 November 2009

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ANCHORAGE, AK – The popular program of answering Santa’s letters from the “North Pole” is being discontinued!

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UPDATE: SANTA UNFROZEN

Posted on 24 December 2008

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NORTH POLE – Santa Claus has yet again been frozen in a block of ice.

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NORTH POLE REQUESTS BAILOUT

Posted on 18 December 2008

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WASHINGTON, DC – Santa Claus has requested a $14 million federal bailout to avoid a crash which could cancel Christmas.

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