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NORTH KOREA FIRES MISSILE AT SELF
North Korea launches a ballistic missile attack on Pyongyang, their capital city.
UNITED STATES SURRENDERS TO JAPAN
Though North Korea is the country threatening the United States, Secretary of State, John Kerry, surrendered to Japan.
DENNIS RODMAN NAMED LEADER OF NORTH KOREA
North Korean leader Kim Jong On ceded leadership of his country to… Dennis Rodman.
KIM JONG-UN MARRIES MINNIE MOUSE
PYONGYANG, North Korea — Mickey Mouse and North Korea’s new leader, Kim Jong Un, married on state TV.
ALIENS SPACESHIP CIRCLES PASSENGER PLANE
A Gootan spaceship was filmed circling a passenger plane above Seoul, South Korea, on April 7.
KIM JONG IL IS ALIVE!
ATHENS, GA – Kim Jong Il has been sighted at a record store in Athens, Georgia.
Over the weekend North Korea’s communist dictator was seen perusing used records at Wuxtry, the same store where the band R.E.M. was formed.
KIM JONG-iI KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS!
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – State media declared last night that Kim Jong II is dead… killed by the hands of Chuck Norris.
SUPER TYPHOON HITS PHILIPPINES
AUAYAN, Philippines – The strongest cyclone in years to crash into the Philippines on Monday.
OSAMA BIN LADEN IS IN THE C.I.A.
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.
THE NORTH KOREAN EGG CRISIS
PYONGYANG – The Defense Department has learned that North Korea is behind the tainted eggs found in American grocery stores.
