ALIENS SPACESHIP CIRCLES PASSENGER PLANE
A Gootan spaceship was filmed circling a passenger plane above Seoul, South Korea, on April 7.
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KIM JONG IL IS ALIVE!
ATHENS, GA – Kim Jong Il has been sighted at a record store in Athens, Georgia.
Over the weekend North Korea’s communist dictator was seen perusing used records at Wuxtry, the same store where the band R.E.M. was formed.
KIM JONG-iI KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS!
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – State media declared last night that Kim Jong II is dead… killed by the hands of Chuck Norris.
SUPER TYPHOON HITS PHILIPPINES
AUAYAN, Philippines – The strongest cyclone in years to crash into the Philippines on Monday.
OSAMA BIN LADEN IS IN THE C.I.A.
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.
THE NORTH KOREAN EGG CRISIS
PYONGYANG – The Defense Department has learned that North Korea is behind the tainted eggs found in American grocery stores.
JUSTIN BIEBER PRANKED
NEW YORK, NY – Justin Bieber mania knows no bounds and is filtering into every corner of the globe!
BILL CLINTON IN NORTH KOREA
LOS ANGELES – Bill Clinton returns to the US with freed North Korean prisoners. Weekly World News has acquired a transcript of his exchange with Kim Jong Il.
ED ANGER SAYS: BILL CLINTON TO THE RESCUE?!
I’m madder than Paula Jones with a leaky implant!
McCAIN FOR BOARDING NORTH KOREAN SHIP
WASHINGTON, DC – Senator John McCain wants the US to take a more aggressive stance with North Korea, preferably using a ship that bears his name.
