WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS *** President Barack Obama has just resigned the Presidency of the United States!

I’m madder a cow with a burned behind!

I’m madder than a schoolteacher with a rotten apple over the big hubbub about kids cheating in school. A government study that just came out says 70 percent – seven of 10 – high school students fessed up that they cheat on tests. Thank heavens, I say!