BEIJING –   “Heaven,” the city’s  top nightclub, has released internal photos of their training sessions.

“Heaven” [or "Heavenly World"] is a type of nightclub, sauna, Karaoke club,  adult entertainment club that was investigated by Beijing police under suspicion of providing sexual services.  It was banned from operating and its closure sent shockwaves across China.

Recently, a set of photos featuring the “Heaven’s” staff training were exposed.   Some say these photos prove that Heaven was, in fact, a sex club – others say that it was just a club for athletic and limber girls, who liked to perform for others.

In the photos, female workers are shown in explicit acts and there was an exceptional amount of variety.

The “hostesses” of  Heaven came from all walks of life such as actresses, models, college students, graduate students, everything though each and every one of them are expensive.

After the training photographs were exposed, Chinese netizens immediately exclaimed, “no wonder the prices were so expensive, their training was so strict/professional.”

Many clubs in the United States are studying the photos – hoping that perhaps they can better train their “hostesses” to provide guests with great customer service.

And they’re gymnasts too!

What do you think?  Was Heaven a sex club or just a “Chinese Hooters”?

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UPDATE: Houston Rockets’ Carl Landry was shot in the leg early this morning during a failed robbery. Was the same leprechaun from Plaxico Burress’ injury involved?

According to Landry, his car was bumped by another vehicle; when he got out to inspect the damage, he was shot at by the vehicle’s passengers before they sped off. He only suffered a “flesh wound” on his leg, and will be able to play again in a couple weeks.

Is Landry’s story true? Or was this some kind of repeat of Plaxico Burress’ gun incident last year? Can it really be a coincidence that this happened on St. Patrick’s Day?

Check out the details below and decide for yourself:

BURRESS BLAMES LEPRECHAUN FOR INJURY

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

NEW YORK, NY – Plaxico Burress has finally admitted who – or what – he was aiming at when he accidentally shot himself.

On Friday, November 28, Giants receiver Plaxico Burress left a New York City nightclub after accidentally shooting himself in his right thigh. Burress checked into a hospital under a pseudonym but was soon recognized by hospital staff members and the media was notified.

After taking counsel with his lawyer, Burress finally surrendered to the police on Monday, with an explanation they were not expecting: Burress was aiming at a leprechaun who had been getting fresh with his wife!

Weekly World News tracked the leprachaun down for his side of the story. Seamus O’Shaughnessy said to reporters “I dinnea lay a hand on the lass tha’ she dinnea want!  She made the first move sure as I’m standin’ here!  He asked for an apology, an’ sure enough he got it!  Not my fault if the daftie tripped over his sweatpants an nearly blew off his John Thomas.”

However before O’Shaughnessy could answer any further questions he disappeared with the reporter’s wallet and pants.

NEW YORK, NY – Plaxico Burress has finally admitted who – or what – he was aiming at when he accidentally shot himself.

On Friday, November 28, Giants receiver Plaxico Burress left a New York City nightclub after accidentally shooting himself in his right thigh. Burress checked into a hospital under a pseudonym but was soon recognized by hospital staff members and the media was notified.

After taking counsel with his lawyer, Burress finally surrendered to the police on Monday, with an explanation they were not expecting: Burress was aiming at a leprechaun who had been getting fresh with his wife!

Weekly World News tracked the leprachaun down for his side of the story. Seamus O’Shaughnessy said to reporters “I dinnea lay a hand on the lass tha’ she dinnea want!  She made the first move sure as I’m standin’ here!  He asked for an apology, an’ sure enough he got it!  Not my fault if the daftie tripped over his sweatpants an nearly blew off his John Thomas.”

However before O’Shaughnessy could answer any further questions he disappeared with the reporter’s wallet and pants.

CLARK COUNTY, NV – The federal government has been getting creative during the economic recession, but have they gone too far this time?

Government insiders revealed to Weekly World News that for the past month, the infamous Area 51 military base has been transformed into the galaxy’s hottest nightclub. “Studio 51″ is a twenty-thousand square-foot dance club designed to suck the space currency right out of aliens’ wallets.

“We realized that the most efficient way to inject money into the local and national economy was to court the alien dollar,” said an unidentified general. “They can buy $1000 U.S. with just one dloran!” Dlorans are the most universally accepted form of currency in the galaxy, and aliens are throwing them left and right at this new hot spot!

The general explained, “We’ve incorporated nitrogen-based beverages, four-dimensional mirror balls and music with frequencies we can’t even scientifically explain. But we had to draw the line at lap dances. There was no way to regulate it.

“I mean, have you seen some of these females? We can’t make heads or tails of them. Literally.”