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By Frank Lake on November 18, 2011

DENVER – Denver Broncos quarterback, Tim Tebow, has decided to convert to Judaism.

By Frank Lake on October 6, 2011

NASHVILLE – Not only did ESPN fire Hank Williams Jr. today – the Obama Administration had him deported to Cuba.

By Frank Lake on March 16, 2011

NEW YORK – Locked-out NFL players are done trying to negotiate with owners, sohey are starting their own league: The People’s Football League!

By Pierce Blodyn on January 8, 2011

INDIANAPOLIS – Due to a controversial play, Roger Goodell has announced that the Jet-Colts playoff game will be replayed.

By Elsa Akesson on January 5, 2011

NEW YORK – Marketing executives for Cialis and Viagra are vying to get Brett Favre as their spokesman.

By Frank Lake on December 29, 2010

CINCINNATI – The Cincinnati Bengals announced that they want all their fans drunk by kickoff at all future home games.

By Frank Lake on September 26, 2010

NEW YORK – The Jets offensive tackle, D’Brickashaw Ferguson, has started a rickshaw service for drunken NFL Players.

By Dallas Commagreens on September 7, 2010

NEW YORK, NY – Darrelle Revis finally got the contracted he wanted. But it wasn’t the money that brought him back!

By Dallas Commagreens on August 31, 2010

NEW YORK, NY – One NFL star is making sure his trademark look gets a little protection!

By Frank Lake on August 25, 2010

SACRAMENTO – The San Francisco 49ers and San Diego Chargers have formed a legal gambling ring.