Tim Tebow announced last night that he is running for Senate in his home state of Florida.

FOXBOROUGH, MA – Quarterback Tom Brady will play his heart out for the Patriots, but he is on God’s side and wants Tebow to win.

NEW YORK – The NFL announced last night that, starting in 2012, the league will allow women to play.

DENVER – Denver Broncos quarterback, Tim Tebow, has decided to convert to Judaism.

NASHVILLE – Not only did ESPN fire Hank Williams Jr. today – the Obama Administration had him deported to Cuba.

NEW YORK – Locked-out NFL players are done trying to negotiate with owners, sohey are starting their own league: The People’s Football League!

INDIANAPOLIS – Due to a controversial play, Roger Goodell has announced that the Jet-Colts playoff game will be replayed.

NEW YORK – Marketing executives for Cialis and Viagra are vying to get Brett Favre as their spokesman.

CINCINNATI – The Cincinnati Bengals announced that they want all their fans drunk by kickoff at all future home games.

NEW YORK – The Jets offensive tackle, D’Brickashaw Ferguson, has started a rickshaw service for drunken NFL Players.