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NEWT GINGRICH FALLS INTO WORMHOLE

By Hideaki Tailor on March 10, 2012

ALABAMA – At a campaign stop in Selma, Newt Gingrich took the stage… then disappeared!

By Frank Lake on January 31, 2012

MIAMI – Newt Gingrich declared himself the winner of Florida and any reports contrary to that mean that Romney has stolen the election.

By Elsa Akesson on January 25, 2012

McLEAN, VA. – A Virginia woman was arrested for breastfeeding her one-month old son near the home of the G.O.P. Presidential hopeful.

By Frank Lake on January 19, 2012

DALLAS, TX – Governor Rick Perry dropped out of the Presidential race today and threw his support to Newt Gingrich and open marriage.

By Tap Vann on January 14, 2012

NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.

By Frank Lake on January 13, 2012

BREAKING – WWN has learned that Newt Gingrich is going to announce a switch to the Democratic Party and is throwing his support behind Barack Obama.

By Frank Lake on January 10, 2012

PORTSMOUTH, NH – Newt Gingrich, Republican candidate for President, told a town hall audience that his wife is a robot.

By Hideaki Tailor on December 12, 2011

NEW HAMPSHIRE – Rick Perry continues his gafffetastic campaign. He told an audience last night: I hope the Easter Bunny is good to y’all.”

By Frank Lake on September 1, 2010

HOLLYWOOD – John Cusack forms satanic cult to rid the planet of “GOP welfare freaks.”

Republicans continue their criticism of Health Care reform. Birthers claim they have proof of Democrat Death Panels.