HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.

VANCOUVER – Vancouver poet Shannon Stewart shares a first glimpse of her tabloid inspired poems.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Lindsay Lohan needs counseling, not a restraining order.

LOS ANGELES, CA – Sources report that you can expect little waiting time for some of today’s most dramatic rides.

BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy is outraged over the postponement of the Red Sox home opener.

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NEW YORK, NY – The UN Security Council held an emergency meeting after North Korea fired a large rocket.