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SHOCK JOCKS TO HOST NEW CNN SHOW
Opie and Anthony headed for hard-news broadcasts.
SUSANNE EMAN – THE 728-POUND WOMAN
CASA GRANDE, AZ – Susanne Eman is on a mission. She wants to be the fattest woman in the world.
MCDONALD’S TO DISCONTINUE HAPPY MEALS
Popular fast food franchise McDonald’s will no longer offer Happy Meals for child customers, according to reports.
FIDEL CASTRO MEETS THE ALIEN
HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.
TABLOID INSPIRED POEMS
VANCOUVER – Vancouver poet Shannon Stewart shares a first glimpse of her tabloid inspired poems.
LINDSAY LOHAN HIT WITH RESTRAINING ORDER
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Lindsay Lohan needs counseling, not a restraining order.
NO LINE FOR EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER
LOS ANGELES, CA – Sources report that you can expect little waiting time for some of today’s most dramatic rides.
RED SOX HOME OPENER
BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy is outraged over the postponement of the Red Sox home opener.
MYGAR’S TOP TEN TRAVEL SPOTS
Greetings Sentients! Once again this is your most humble host and educator of all things epicurean MYGAR.
NORTH KOREA FIRES ROCKET
NEW YORK, NY – The UN Security Council held an emergency meeting after North Korea fired a large rocket.
