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Opie and Anthony headed for hard-news broadcasts.
CASA GRANDE, AZ – Susanne Eman is on a mission. She wants to be the fattest woman in the world.
Popular fast food franchise McDonald’s will no longer offer Happy Meals for child customers, according to reports.
HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.
VANCOUVER – Vancouver poet Shannon Stewart shares a first glimpse of her tabloid inspired poems.
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Lindsay Lohan needs counseling, not a restraining order.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Sources report that you can expect little waiting time for some of today’s most dramatic rides.
BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy is outraged over the postponement of the Red Sox home opener.
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NEW YORK, NY – The UN Security Council held an emergency meeting after North Korea fired a large rocket.